Hooked
on Ebonics
Whadidiz...
Until Ah fust learned about de damn language o' Ebonics, Ah had always dought it would be too difficult t' masta' some new language. Sheeeiit. In some fun filled three week course, ya' too kin masta' dis wonderful language and truly speak likes some native. Right On!
Impress yo' friends, coworkers and family as ya' gain full command o' both formal and colloquial Ebonics. Imagine de damn new doors and opportunities dat await ya' once ya' gots invested some few fun filled moments pursuin' an in depth knowledge o' Ebonics wid dis unique honky code.
Clear communicashun be paramount t' intellectual 'schange and human progress. Enjoy de freedom t' share yo' most complex doughts t' and t' fully realize de damn rich doughts 'spressed by yo' Ebonian neighbors, all while speakin' in deir native tongue. Sheeeiit. Dis gots'ta all be within yo' reach once ya' enrich yo' verbal and writin' skills wid some complete command o' de Ebonics language. Sheeeiit.
Linguistics 'sperts fum around de damn world gots been 'splorin' de origin o' de Ebonics language. Sheeeiit. Most recently, it gots'ta been discovered dat Ebonics dates all de way back t' de writin' o' de Kin' James Bible where it be written dat "We be bretheren!"*
*Source - Fuh'rina Harvey News
WAWEIS (Web Academics World Ebonic Instrucshun Society) be seekin' beta testers fo' de forthcomin' Ebonics Language Learnin' Honky code. If ya' be selected, ya' gots'ta be entitled t' some free one (1) usa' license fo' de completed product upon its release in 'schange fo' yo' feedback. What it is, Mama! T' apply fo' dis honky code, email yo' dojigger and address (both email and snailmail) t' ebonics@deepwaterweb.com. What it is, Mama!
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